15 Things You Should Never Do in Front of Your Significant Other

15 Things You Should Never Do in Front of Your Significant Other

1 Put on Spanx.

Some things just can't be unseen.

2 Facebook stalk an ex.

You're basically saying: "Never break up with me or I'll haunt you forever."

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3 Be rude to a waiter.

Yes, this should be a given all the time. But nothing screams "terrible person" like a bad tipper who's impolite to a server, bartender, or other service staff.

4 Drink from the carton.

"Don't ask, don't tell" seems to be the best policy here.

5 Yell.

Are you at a sports game? No? Then, let's use our inside voices.

6 Eat a Chipotle burrito.

Oh, the lime rice. The back-for-good (we hope!) carnitas. The distended cheeks.

7 Mock a child.

Nobody likes a meanie.

8 Trim (or bite!) your toenails on the sofa.

Just. Ew.

9 Talk badly about how he was raised.

You or his mom? Guess who wins.

10 Leave the bathroom door open.

Pretty much everything that's meant to happen in there — using the toilet, putting in tampons, etc. — should probably stay in there.

11 Be a mess.

He's probably okay to take care of you, but don't push it.

12 Floss your teeth outside the bathroom.

Imagine if those tiny flecks of food get stuck around the house. [shudders]

13 Forget to say "excuse me."

Sure, belching and passing gas may be unavoidable. But manners, manners!

14 Flirt with someone else.

Whether you're just having fun or trying to make someone jealous, it's never cool.

15 Drop hints through YouTube.

Want a baby or a puppy that bad? Have an actual conversation.